Apologies for the lack of updates, life, or more in particular, my Prince 2 practitioner studies and the other website I’m developing, slowly, have got in the way.
Len has a tendency to parade around naked and has ZERO shame. He finds it especially funny when he tucks his penis between his legs and pretends to be a woman or a man with no penis. I’ve never really asked him which and I suppose neither is that flattering. This and his farting are his only real skills/party tricks and anyone visiting our house shouldn’t be surprised to find him mid performance in one of the most outrageous and downright degusting drag acts this side of Bangkok. Surprisingly, it still puzzles Len as to why the authorities have reservations about him seeing his own son.
Anyway, the other day he casually wanders into the living room, naked, wearing a mask depicting the devil or certainly a close relation. I momentarily glance up, realise Len is doing nothing out of the ordinary for a Tuesday afternoon and go back to what I’m doing. However, this time Len wanted some attention because he had a sensitive issue to discuss with me. It turned out that he was naked so I could inspect his undercarriage due to a few complications. Now, I’m no doctor but I do know the difference between a healthy penis and an unhealthy one, within reason.
I inspect, from a distance, a few areas of concern when Len asks me ‘Is your dick ok?’ I’m momentarily taken aback with this question and the ramifications of what he’s f*cking suggesting. Is he suggesting that we have shared ANYTHING that might lead to me catching what he has? Has he been wearing my f*cking underpants and putting them back without washing them? He’s certainly despicable enough. Or does he actually think that sharing the same bathroom constitutes a genuine reason how a sexually transmitted disease might spread? Unfortunately for this particular retard, he knows you can catch AIDS off a toilet seat but doesn’t realise that in order to do so, you have to sit down before the other f*cker stands up.
It transpires, this is nothing more than a hygiene/over usage issue and he has nothing to worry about, which is more than can be said for his future sexual partners/victims.
Michael